Embroidered Distressed Dad Hat — "I Fucked Chris Redfield, And All I Got Was This Hat"

This distressed dad hat carries a sharp, cheeky edge—perfect for someone who likes to wear humor loud and unapologetic. The faded embroidery and soft, low-profile crown give it a lived-in feel, like an old favorite pulled from the back of a roadtrip trunk. It sits low and comfortable on the head, the adjustable hook-and-loop strap ensures the fit is easy to dial in, and the breathable eyelets keep it from feeling stuffy. Wear it to a gaming night, a cheeky meet-up with friends, or out on a casual day when you want to spark a laugh and embrace a little irreverence.

Product features
- 100% preshrunk cotton twill for strength and smooth feel
- Unstructured six-panel, low-profile design with a soft crown
- Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for a customizable fit
- Breathable six sewn eyelets and seamed front panel for comfort
- Durable four-row stitched brim with distressed, lived-in aesthetic

 
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.